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Fandom: Transformers: Prime, Transformers - All Media Types
Pairings/Characters: Megatron/Optimus Prime, Megatron/Orion Pax, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Original Female Character
Rating:  General Audiences
Length: 4,693 words
Creator Links: auri_mynonys
Theme:  Fluff, Cutesy, Anniversary, Candy Shop, Gift Giving
 
Summary:  For a second, Volley is certain she’s misheard him. The first words she’s ever heard out of Optimus Prime’s own mouth can’t possibly be a pick-up line. She’s having a fever dream of some sort, maybe. Probably.

But then she looks at Megatron, and knows she didn’t mishear at all. He’s speechless and blushing, opening his mouth only to snap it closed, faceplates heating so abruptly that the air around him shimmers. And why wouldn’t he be?

After all, Optimus Prime just hit on him.

 
Reccer's Notes: This fic will always be my "go-to" when I need a pick-me-up.  Megatron and Optimus Prime both being adorable is too good to pass up.
 
Fanwork Links:  "Like a Box of Chocolates" on AO3

Number line vulnerability?

Oct. 23rd, 2026 12:37 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

Today's xkcd:


Mouseover title: "Other numbers are largely unaffected, but anyone using '4' for their certificate key is urged to upgrade to '5'."

This obviously echoes the recent panic about vulnerabilities in PHP. The joke works because PHP was just about as much of the assumed ontological background as the number line, even for the small fraction of people who knew what it is.

Although if you were one of those (even fewer) people who knew that its TLA was recursive for "PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor", you might have wondered…

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Fandom: Heated Rivalry
Characters/Pairings: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Joe, Svetlana Vetrova
Rating: general
Length: 8769
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply
Creator Links: jukoist on AO3
Themes: Fluff, Pre-canon, Backstory, Canon LGBTQ+ characters, Kidfic: as kids, AU: fork in the road

Summary: “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

“Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English... not good.”

“Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

“Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

This year marks thirteen year old Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

Reccer's Notes: In this story Shane and Ilya meet aged 13, at an Ottawa-based hockey camp. They become best friends despite Ilya having very little English and Shane having no Russian, and bond over being the best players at the camp, and while petting the camp cat. Ilya is withdrawn and brusque at first but Shane's artless directness wins him over. They stay in touch through adolescence and it results in a very different meeting when they next see each other at the Prospect Cup in Regina. Charming and heartwarming with great characterisation - a lovely read.

Fanwork Links: Young and Hopelessly Smitten

Gendering duct tape again

Oct. 20th, 2026 07:55 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

The Weather Channel recently published a story about the value of duct tape in keeping out flood water: "Duct tape kept out more flood water than sandbags in laboratory tests". Its newletter advertised that story as "A victory for dads everywhere":

The Wikipedia article on duct tape tells us about the history, in which the name for cotton duck came from Dutch doek meaning "cloth", and  "duck tape" was originally a tape with "a rubber-based adhesive applied to a durable duck cloth backing", later perhaps reinterpreted as a tape used to seal heating and cooling ducts. That article's section on duct tape in popular culture hints at connections with stereotypically male roles like "handyman", but the gender association remains implicit.

Not so for the cover of Louann Brizendine's 2010 book The Male Brain:

In contrast, The Female Brain is a tangled curly telephone cord in the U.S.:

And an overstuffed purse in the U.K.:

I was originally puzzled by the  duct tape brain, but readers set me straight — see "What's the Male Brain made of?" (3/25/2010).

 

AI doom as message overload

Oct. 19th, 2026 11:12 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

Norbert Wiener's 1950 book The Human Use of Human Beings makes some uncannily accurate predictions, e.g.

It is the thesis of this book that society can only be understood through a study of the messages and the communication facilities which belong to it; and that in the future development of these messages and communication facilities, messages between man and machines, between machines and man, and between machine and machine, are destined to play an ever-increasing part.

And those messages will be an "ever-increasing part" of an ever-growing whole, alas — just ask anyone who has recently spent time with WorkDay and its ilk ☹.

Weiner 's predicted "new industrial revolution" has a lot in common with current worries about AI:

Thus the new industrial revolution is a two-edged sword. It may be used for the benefit of humanity, but only if humanity survives long enough to enter a period in which such a benefit is possible. It may also be used to destroy humanity, and if it is not used intelligently it can go very far in that direction.

However, he underestimates the needed development time:

The introduction of the new devices and the dates at which they are to be expected are, of course, largely economic matters, on which I am not an expert. Short of any violent political changes or another great war, I should give a rough estimate that it will take the new tools ten to twenty years to come into their own. 

Thus by 1960 or 1970, he argues,

It is perfectly clear that this will produce an unemployment situation, in comparison with which the present recession and even the depression of the thirties will seem a pleasant joke. This depression will ruin many industries — possibly even the industries which have taken advantage of the new potentialities. 

The 60s and 70s had their problems, but not those problems. So who knows, maybe message-overload will continue to be our experience of AI doom?

 

 

 

More caricatured AI reactions

Oct. 19th, 2026 10:17 am
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Posted by Mark Liberman

Following up on yesterday's "Singularities" post, today's SMBC:

Mouseover title: "Meanwhile the Engineers are just lighting themselves on fire to see what happens."

The aftercomic:

In fact, there's a wide range of reactions from each group — and likewise from Linguists, although some possibilities are oddly missing…

See also "Intellectual Automation" (3/7/2011); "AI Panics" (11/27/2016); "'The real threat of AI'" (6/26/2017); etc.

 

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Posted by Mark Liberman

The OED gives citations for singularity going back to the 14th century, e.g. this example from 1398 in the sense "The fact or condition of being alone or apart from others; solitariness":

Men vsyd to ete togyders in open place, leest syngularite schuld brede lechery.

A mathematical singularity, as Wikipedia tells us,"is a point at which a given mathematical object is not defined, or a point where the mathematical object ceases to be well-behaved in some particular way, such as by lacking differentiability or analyticity", with an obvious example being what happens to the reciprocal function 1/x at the point x=0. I'm not sure when that usage began, but it's easy to find references back to the 19th century, e.g. Charlotte Angas Scott, "On the higher singularities of plane curves", American Journal of Mathematics 1892.

Most uses of the term these days involve a metaphorical extension of the mathematical concept to the idea of a technological singularity, which Wikipedia describes as "a hypothetical event in which technological growth accelerates beyond human control, producing unpredictable changes in human civilization."

The first documented use of this metaphor is attributed to John von Neumann in a 1958 posthumous tribute by Stanislaw Ulam:

Quite aware that the criteria of value in mathematical work are, to some extent, purely aesthetic, he once expressed an apprehension that the values put on abstract scientific achievement in our present civilization might diminish: "The interests of humanity may change, the present curiosities in science may cease, and entirely different things may occupy the human mind in the future." One conversation centered on the ever accelerating progress of technology and changes in the mode of human life, which gives the appearance of approaching some essential singularity in the history of the race beyond which human affairs, as we know them, could not continue.

Then in the early 1960s, I.J. Good presented "Speculations Concerning the First Ultraintelligent Machine". Good doesn't use the term singularity, but he clearly expresses (a version of) the idea. From his Introduction:

Let an ultraintelligent machine be defined as a machine that can far surpass all the intellectual activities of any man however clever. Since the design of machines is one of these intellectual activities, an ultraintelligent machine could design even better machines; there would then unquestionably be an 'intelligence explosion', and the intelligence of man would be left far behind. Thus the first ultraintelligent machine is the last invention that man need ever make, provided that the machine is docile enough to tell us how to keep it under control.

And from his Conclusion:

It is more probable than not that, within the twentieth century, an ultraintelligent machine will be built and that it will be the last invention that man need make, since it will lead to an "intelligence explosion." This will transform society in an unimaginable way. The first ultraintelligent machine will need to be ultraparallel, and is likely to be achieved with the help of a very large artificial neural net. […] The machine will have a multimillion dollar computer and information-retrieval system under its direct control. The design of the machine will be partly suggested by analogy with several aspects of the human brain and intellect. In particular, the machine will have high linguistic ability and will be able to operate with the meanings of propositions, because to do so will lead to a necessary economy, just as it does in man.

The whole article is well worth reading carefully, and it's a scandal that the only available (and somewhat corrupted) version is on the Wayback Machine. For more on I.J. Good, see my 2009 post "Good is dead", which sketches his contributions (with Alan Turing) to the world's first Language Model, as part of the Enigma decryption effort more than 80 years ago.

The next step (that I know of) was taken by Vernor Vinge, in a 1983 op-ed in Omni Magazine (I've typed out the contents because the original, black type on a dark grey background, is hard to read):

A favorite game of futurists is to plot technological performance – computer speed, say – against time. Such trend curves climb ever more steeply. Extrapolated 30 or 40 years, they are so high and steep that even the most naive futurist discounts their accuracy. Some who talk about that era predict a leveling off of progress. After all, saturation effects are observed in other growth processes.

There is an important reason why this process won’t level off. We are at the point of accelerating the evolution of intelligence itself. The exact means of accomplishing this phenomenon cannot yet be predicted – and is not important. Whether our work is case in silicon or DNA will have little effect on the ultimate results. The evolution of human intelligence took millions of years. We will devise an equivalent advance in a fraction of that time. We will soon create intelligences greater than our own.

When this happens, human history will have reached a kind of singularity, an intellectual transition as impenetrable as the knotted space-time at the center of a black hole, and the world will pass far beyond our understanding. This singularity, I believe, already haunts a number of science-fiction writers. It makes realistic extrapolations to an interstellar future impossible. To write a story set more than a century hence, one needs a nuclear war in between – to retard progress enough so that the world remains intelligible.

In a 1993 article "Technological Singularity", still (for now) available on the web, Vinge elevates singularity into the title. He quotes Ulam/von Neumann and Good, and concludes by speculating about "the Best We Can Ask For". The whole thing is worth reading.

It's striking how accurately some recent developments were foreseen by von Neumann and Good and Vinge  30-70 years ago — but what strikes me most about the current situation is how much of it was not predicted. None of those seers told us about Data Center politics; AI hallucinations; the socio-political and cybersecurity effects of AI bots and agentic AI; the economics of a possible AI bubble; and so on.

Maybe this is just temporary turbulence as a smoothly-flowing post-singularity future is forming, whether utopian or dystopian or both. But from where I sit, the foreseeable future of (things called) "AI" looks even more chaotic, which is one more reason to doubt that the concept of a singularity is really helpful.

A different metaphor is implied by Richard Dooling's 2009 book Rapture for the Geeks , as well as a 2012 work the rapture of the nerds by Cory Doctorow and Charles Stross.  Both allude to the (religious) Rapture, which is conceived in many different ways by different individuals and groups, but is generally seen as an abrupt event that's positioned in the middle of other variously defined and described times, and affects different groups of people in very different ways.

See also "Another meme collision", 7/8/2024.

 

Round 192 Theme Poll

Oct. 17th, 2026 07:15 am
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Poll #35203 round 192 theme poll
This poll is closed.
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: Just the Poll Creator, participants: 80

Pick the next theme of fancake:

Character Study
23 (28.8%)

Meet the Family
33 (41.2%)

Unpopular Characters
24 (30.0%)

Skit hits back at AI job interviews

Oct. 16th, 2026 11:29 am
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Posted by Mark Liberman

"AI is doing job interviews now—but candidates say they’d rather risk staying unemployed than talk to another robot", Fortune 8/2/2025:

AI is replacing human hiring managers in job interviews—and candidates are pushing back. Despite being unemployed, professionals told Fortune they’re refusing to take calls with bots, calling it an “added indignity” and a red flag for company culture. Still, stretched-thin HR teams say it’s the only way to handle thousands of applicants.

Evaluations of these interview bots don't seem to have improved over the past year — see e.g. "Dystopian and dehumanising: that’s what it felt like when I was interviewed by an AI assistant", The Guardian 10/12/2026, and many similar reactions.

There are lots of other reasons for interacting with a chatbot, like it or not, and one of the things that often bothers people about those interactions is what's come to be called glazing, which means "to hype and compliment someone in a way that is over-the-top and cringey."

Over the past few weeks, Graham Dot Zip has created several amusing (fake?) interviews that feature glazing responses from job-interview chatbots, prompted by nonsensical inputs:

I doubt that current job-interview chatbots are so dedicated to sycophancy. And I'm pretty sure that none of them could recognize Graham's  responses so accurately, or follow him so cooperatively into nonsensical improv. But the idea of taking a chatbot on a ride into wonderland is hilarious enough that I wish it were true.

For more about what such interactions might really be like, take a look at this video (from Indeed) on preparing for AI job interviews, or this one that shows some clips from interviews with bots from Humanly and others.

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Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Pairings/Characters: Holmes & Watson
Rating: G
Length: 3933 words
Creator Links: teaspoonnebula
Theme: Fluff, friendship, anthromorphic

Summary: Dapper Gentleman Gnome (Blue) has been mass-produced in a factory and expects to spend the rest of his days adorning a suburban lawn, until he sustains life-changing damage which ultimately plunges him into a possibly predestined friendship with a hand-crafted ornament made in the image of Sherlock Holmes.

Reccer's Notes: In this fic Watson and Holmes are garden gnomes, that meet at a garden centre, and develop a friendship. I know the premise sounds rather juvenile, but please trust me it is a lovely fic about unexpected change, and friendship, and choosing your own path. It's also very sweet, and you'll come to feel something for these little clay gentlemen.

Note: the fic is tagged with Sherlock Gnomes, but as far as I can tell it has nothing to do with that film, it just borrows the concept of Holmes being a garden gnome.

Fanwork Links: AO3
mific: (Shane Ilya first kiss)
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Fandom: Heated Rivalry
Characters/Pairings: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov, Irina Rozanova, Andrei Rozanov, Yuna Hollander, David Hollander, Hayden Pike, Cliff Marleau
Rating: Teen
Length: 10,713
Content Notes: no AO3 warnings apply. There's a plot point where Yuna and David let themselves into adult Shane's apartment with no warning in the usual annoying boundary breach.
Creator Links: KayGibs on AO3
Themes: Fluff, Mythical creatures, Magic AU, Shapeshifting, Canon LGBTQ+ characters

Summary: “He wants doll brushes because he’s seen the girls at the park brushing their plushies with them. Their dolls too, obviously. But he wants to brush that pelt you brought him-”

David sets his crossword book down, giving Yuna his full attention.

“What?”

“The pelt of fur? Looks like a wolf, or maybe one of those big cats?” Yuna says, waving her hand dismissively. “Either way, I don’t think doll brushes are the right choice. We can look into getting him a set of actual grooming tools, he needs to learn that the right tools for the right job are an important-”

“Yuna. Sweetheart.” David interrupts. “I did not buy our son a piece of dead animal as a souvenir from Russia.”

OR

Ilya loses something important at the airport; years later, Shane gives it back to him.

Reccer's Notes: There's some angst in this story, especially in Ilya's childhood, and he loses his mother at age 12 but in a different and somewhat less tragic way. Ilya and Irina are the wolf version of selkies, but due to Andrei's childish malice Ilya's pelt accidentally ends up with four year old Shane, who is thereafter inseparable from it. The story touches on scenes across their relationship from their pre-rookie meeting until they're thoroughly in love (even if they haven't yet acknowledged it), weaving Ilya's lost pelt into their history. After the story's start there's not a lot of angst, and the ending is of course happy and literally fluffy! A fun read.

Fanwork Links: Under Your Skin on AO3

LingDuels?

Oct. 13th, 2026 04:24 pm
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Posted by Mark Liberman

Mayur Naik has invented "MathDuels: A Self-Play Benchmark That Grows":

… in which models occupy dual roles: each authors math problems under adversarial prompting and solves problems authored by every other participant. A generation pipeline produces and filters the problems, and a psychometric model jointly estimates solver abilities and problem difficulties, from which author quality is derived. Experiments across 19 frontier models reveal that authoring and solving capabilities are partially decoupled, and that dual-role evaluation exposes capability separations invisible in single-role benchmarks. As newer models enter the arena, they produce problems that defeat previously dominant solvers, so the benchmark’s difficulty co-evolves with participant strength rather than saturating at a fixed ceiling. [Abstract taken from today's lecture.]

There's an evolving MathDuels leaderboard here.

It would be interesting to try the same thing with the sorts of problems featured in the International Linguistics Olympiad ("IOL"),  or the North American Computational Linguistics Open Competition ("NACLO").

My prediction is that at the start, current "frontier models" will generally do a bad job at solving such problems, and a worse job at posing them. But over time, they should improve, probably reaching the point of becoming useful research assistants, and perhaps even (in some sense) independent researchers?

A sample slide from Mayur's lecture today:

Dear Yuletide Writer 2026

Oct. 12th, 2026 04:49 pm
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Dear Yuletide Writer,

Hi!

I am going to provide you with all the details I can, because that is who I am as a person. Thank you so, so much for writing in one of these fandoms. See you on the 25th!

And if you're not my writer, thank you for looking at my letter! I am entirely open to treats of any length.

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